Sunday, August 19, 2007

A Blast From The Past

Sleepover, 2 years ago

Victims: KY, Lou, Rach & I

Events: Cookie bakin'/ Smoothie session/ Vodka abuse/ OC marathon


Sis, Mua, Lou, KY


Sis, Mua, Lou, Rach

I forgot what happen to the cookies. Anyone remembers?



We literally threw everything into those smoothies.



They had their 1st taste of vodka thanks to mua.

I turned the alcohol-virgins into drunk sluts. XP

Parents, please don't kill me? They made me do it! *blinks innocently*



Junk food+vodka+OC=happiness :)


We were all forced to accompany the-OC-obsessed-Lou to stay up all night for OC pimpin'.

Poor KY, look at her droopy eyes, silently cursing Lou.



Struttin' for the camera.

Yes, they were cam-whores even before the cam-whoring trend started.


Lastly, personal shots...


KY, my sane other half. Not that sane actually.

At the least, more sane than me. XP


Lou, my oldest friend. Friends since primary school.

Miss goody-too-shoe. Keeps me outta trouble.

My very-dark-secrets keeper. You know what i mean right Lou?


The whacked out one. You retard. XP

She's even nuttier than me.


They are ...

My shoppin' buddies. My lepak crew. My emo kaki.

What will i do without you guys?

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Do Not Disturb



Hotels really get straight to the point don't they?


Forget about privacy,

let's just tell the whole world you are gettin' laid.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Erections

I came across this pic while surfing the net.




Holy crap. O_o


Tak takut patah ke?!


How can he achieve such over-the-top erections?!


He either has a real piping hot girlfriend

or a real awesome stash of ultimate porn.


Guys, you think yours was big, but can you do that?


I wonder how he trains his banana to become so strong...


Penis push ups perhaps? ;)

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Gym

My Fitness First membership expired. :'(


That means no more muscley guys in tight fitting wife-beaters.



No more hunky Personal Trainers to perve on.



No more hot fitness instructors in way-too-short-shorts.



Gasp*


No more weird obscene positions in yoga.



No more push ups for breast firming purposes.


It's gonna sag.


Gasp*


My stamina will plummet.

SUKMA 2008 will remain a only a dream.


Sobs*


Bye bye to mucles.

Hello love handles.


Judging by the glutton that I am,

I'm gonna turn obese soon.


Sigh*


I miss gym already. :'(



I need to buy me some shoes. X)

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Shoe-gasm

You know you are a real lazy bum

when you can't even get your ass up from the couch

to post a blog.


Shut up, i know you are just as lazy as me. XP


The other day

I was watching E! channel,


Some bimbo said :

" I get shoe-gasm whenever i get a new pair of shoes."

O_o


So guys, now ya know why women need to gazillion pairs of shoes.


It's orgasmic.