Gym

My Fitness First membership expired. :'(

That means no more muscley guys in tight fitting wife-beaters.


No more hunky Personal Trainers to perve on.


No more hot fitness instructors in way-too-short-shorts.


Gasp*

No more weird obscene positions in yoga.


No more push ups for breast firming purposes.

It's gonna sag.

Gasp*

My stamina will plummet.
SUKMA 2008 will remain a only a dream.

Sobs*

Bye bye to mucles.
Hello love handles.

Judging by the glutton that I am,
I'm gonna turn obese soon.

Sigh*

I miss gym already. :'(


I need to buy me some shoes. X)