here's a particular food for thought that i'd like to share:
" What Our Sons Should Know About Women
- Pick your battles.
- Going down is more intimate than sex, but it shouldn’t be scary.
- Walk on the outside (closer to the street) of your female companion.
- Saying “You’re being crazy” is never an appropriate response, unless you want her to go postal on you.
- Cooking, cleaning, and taking care of kids are things men can actually do as well as women.
- Keep backup supplies of quality chocolate in the house for when she’s on the rag.
- Buying tampons and other feminine products shouldn’t embarrass you—everyone knows they’re not for you.
- Women like compliments and gifts.
- Earning less than her shouldn’t be emasculating.
- Your legs really don’t need to be open that wide.
- Be on time, even if she usually isn’t.
- Don’t be a pouty puppy when shopping with her.
- She should never be able to control you with sex.
- Find out what her favorite flower is.
- If you like her, then don’t buy her shoes; it’s bad luck.
- Smiling and nodding aren’t the same as listening.(Note, listen.)
- Skid marks aren’t sexy or hygienic.
- It’s OK to cry in front of her, but keep the blubbering to a minimum.
- Personality goes a long way.
- At some point she’ll be more important than your mother.
- You will never completely understand women. (Haha!)
- Oh yeah, and no woman will ever be good enough for my baby!
- What Our Daughters Should Know About Men
- If you’re paranoid he’s cheating, then you don’t trust him and the relationship should be over.
- Going down isn’t shameful.
- Learn how to satisfy yourself sexually.
- Men are powerless in the face of female sexuality.
- Be honest and upfront about your feelings, and demand the same from men.
- Don’t try to change a man.
- If he’s annoying when you’re dating, then he’ll be annoying when you’re married.
- The first time he hits you is the last time he hits you, because you leave.
- “Perfect couples” have troubles too, so don’t compare your relationship to othe relationships too much.
- If he’s not willing to work on the relationship, then he’s not invested in it.
- Flirting with other women in your presence is disrespectful and shouldn’t be tolerated.
- It’s OK to sleep with multiple men at the same time, as long as you’re honest with them and safe about it.
- The STD talk really isn’t that difficult to have.
- Keeping your man sexually satisfied will do wonders for your relationship.
- You both should be able to say “I’m sorry.”
- If he can’t laugh at himself, he’s too uptight.
- A man who cooks you breakfast in bed, gives you foot rubs, goes shopping with you or accompanies you to a rom-com is worth his weight in gold.
- Mama’s boys are unlikely to prioritize your wants and needs above their mom’s wants and needs.
- Always trust your gut.
- Expressing strong emotions doesn’t make you crazy.
- Don’t bother overanalyzing him. His reasoning is likely very simple.
- Be able to take it as much as you dish it.
- Find a man that truly “cares” for you. When love and passion fade, “caring” takes over until they return again.
- Never waste your time with a man that makes you feel bad about yourself.
- You don’t owe him a thing, even if he buys you the most expensive dinner in town.
- Tease him. And just went he thinks he’s going to get it, tease him again.
- You can’t own anyone and they can’t own you.
- It’s OK to just listen to him breathe sometimes.
- Men need to be cuddled and hugged, too. (Awww.)
- Find someone to share your life with, not fill in the gaping hole (not a vagina reference) in your life.
- Only you can make yourself happy.
- Love doesn’t hurt.
- Shoe shopping is great breakup therapy.
- Never settle.
- Date potential, instead of vainly searching for Mr. Perfect.
- Be a lesbian. (Rofl.)"
Now get out there and find yrself a good men/women and stop dating assholes will ya peeps. Toods.
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