"...the most-searched U.S. song lyrics of the year - Lady Gaga’s 'Poker Face',and of all the things Americans want to learn how to do, it’s “how to kiss.”
Guess what's the overall top search among the top 3 search engines...
Michael Jackson! Woots.
Ask.com’s Top Overall Questions of 2009
- How much should I weigh?
- who knew people were that weigh conscious aye.
- How do I get out of debt fast?
- this makes sense, recession.
- How do I get pregnant?
- ...
- What is Twitter?
- noob.
- What is Miley Cyrus’ phone number?
- lmao. obsess much. what for anyway. hmmm, i wonder.
- What is the meaning of life?
- deep, but don't you think it takes more than some website to get this answer?
- When will the world end?
- the 2012 hype, kiasi doh.
- How long does marijuana stay in your system?
- HAHAHA.
- What are the symptoms of Swine Flu?
- fear exploits, 'nuff said.
- What time is it?
- Um, what happened to a good old fashion watch?! -,-
"If our search engine queries are, on some level, a reflection of who we are as a people, then we are a sorry, sorry lot indeed. Google, Microsoft and Yahoo all released their lists of the top search queries for 2009 today and they reveal us to be a nation of Twittering, celebrity-obsessed, swine flu-suffering, vampire-loving, Megan Fox-ogling, Lady Gaga-humming, World Wrestling Entertainment-patronizing, Windows-using Nascar fans."
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